I miss my tablet.
Look at what I’ve been reduced to. Making dumb jokes based off of fanfiction.
Any ‘lost’ Roomba was actually dumped out of a car by Phil in the bad part of town in the hopes that it will not come back.
It will inevitably beat him back to the tower. And eat one of his ties in revenge.
The Start of You (Steve/Tony, 600 words): Steve confronts Tony and deals with the aftermath of the events of Iron Man 3.
The World That Forgot Tony Stark (Steve/Tony, 26,907 words): There’s a reason Tony hates magic. And it’s a good one. He’s never been so glad for the fanfare his name has caused. Because it means the world knows him. Unlike this one.
Crazy Is (Gen, 687 words): “After the…funeral, Tony stumbled back to his room, somehow finding a bottle in his hand. Slumping in the chair, head lolling against the back, he realised he didn’t mean for that to happen. Even as Extremis warned him that his BAC was dangerously high, he felt his mouth twitch into a twisted smile. This was all insane. Crazy.”
The Fullest Possible Use (Tony/Rhodey): “They say Jim Rhodes is the only one who can get Tony out of the armor anymore.”
A Meeting of Minds (Steve/Tony, 17,770 words): “As it turns out, the Extremis hadn’t quite finished rewriting Tony’s brain. The only potential fix has…consequences.”
Ooh, can I add:
Concentration, Conviction (Steve/Tony, 1,775 words): Steve explores the unique relationship issues that arise when your boyfriend has a supercomputer in his brain.
The Roughest Day (Steve/Tony, 43,974 words): Steve is in a motorcycle accident, Tony catches a cold, and someone is after the New Avengers.
my first entry for bigbang cap-ironman 2012! :D my author is tsukinofaerii who is putting up the fic that you can read HERE. go read it, it is an ultimates au in spaaaaaace and has a tony that has changing skin colour according to mood! and fear not the warnings; it does have a happy ending.
my second one is in a couple of days, so stay tuned!
((Someone pointed out a little while ago that Steve needs cuddles, too. This seemed to be a statement that I had to agree with, so for everyone having a tough time of it, right now? Have a traumatized Steve getting a little comfort of his own. This is outside either of my timelines, just a character study. Possible triggers for mental trauma, panic attack, passing mention of canon injuries))
He would never get the cold out of his bones.That was what he was afraid of, more than anything else. That the very marrow of his bones had frozen solid as time had passed, there beneath the water of the North Atlantic, beneath the ice itself. That the ice had seeped through his skin, through the false barriers of muscle and tissue, going deep, to the core of him. And once it had settled in there, in his very frame, he could not shake it loose.
In reality, Steve Rogers didn’t get cold. Part of the serum, part of his accelerated metabolism, part of the science and the magic and things that he still didn’t understand, and could never explain. But he didn’t get cold. He was aware of the cold, and it was certainly safer for him to wear clothes that were suited for the environment, but he could stand in the middle of a blizzard in a t-shirt and be fine.
He never got cold. But the cold was a part of him.
I’ll just sob quietly over my keyboard for a while now.
I made a crest for Tony’s cult in the wonderful story by scifigrl47
Four (Or Five) Reasons for Kidnapping Tony Stark
WHICH EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER SHOULD READ! its also part of an amazing series and you can find all the links to those stories here :D
THE ONLY PERSON ON THE INTERNET TO HAVE SEEN ME IN THE WILD AND LIVED.
It is because Kara makes arts so I stop crying and write mores. 8)
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Everyone should read all her fic. It’s happy and perfect and abstract and brilliant…
like cruising a Stark Disneyland that is hopped up with technological steroids while on imbibing substances of a questionable nature :)
maybe I’m just projecting hereI’d say that’s an accurate description ;)
If you haven’t read it yet people, it is an excellent series and you are missing out.
- based from the
most amazing spectacular fantasticfanfic The Last Love Song of Anthony E. Stark by jibrailis
Tony/Steve fic recommendations~
These are separated into two groups, explicit and non-explicit.
(I’ll try to keep this updated to the best of my abilities).
Do you know, I don’t think I’ve seen you smile yet?
Inspired by the beautiful AU-fic by valtyr here
I love everything Ancient Roman/Greek ;_;Everything is so perfect! Steve is adorably cranky and denial sobs X’D
Please pardon my 30min doodlage. It’s already 1am and I have to get ready for work in 4 hours T_T
I LOVE THAT FIC, so you know. Perfect.
This series was recc’d to me by a friend a week ago, and I’ve been staying up till 4AM every night, slowly (or not so slowly depending how awake I am) reading through it and it’s just amazing, hilarious and hit in me right in the TEAMBONDING-FEELS. There is also a lot of TonyFeels, Tony & His Tech…
OK this is a rec list for starters foraying in the fandom. First of all - WELCOME!! Second of all - your feels are about to be fully invested into this pairing! So if you can’t cope with feels the size of Cap’s patriotism or Tony’s daddy issues, I suggest that you slip away right now because you’ll be crying, sobbing and screaming at these two.
Now! First of all - follow these tags. Stony (Steve/Tony) and Superhusbands are used interchangeably in the fandom. Also, the tags consist of a lot of fanfic recs that’ll fill up your time
and ruin your life and don’t even think about studying because dear god you’ll be hugging your pillow grossly sobbing from feelsAnd there’s also the very, very cute Superfamily tag, which is Peter/Steve/Tony as a family and Stony being superdads (Peter a.k.a. Spiderman) which is totally adorbs
Now also, follow the individual tags
Tony Stark
Iron Man
Robert Downey Jr
Steve Rogers
Captain America
Chris EvansOK now, here’s some general starter essays (which are very fun reads, and gives you a wiki-ish summary of what you’re shipping)
The Ship Manifesto (Basically, this is a must read. It’s practically an essay on the relationship in canon.)
And here’s an info post explaining the universes of MarvelAnd now, get ready… it’s the fanfic rec time. The fanfiction in this fandom are some of the best I’ve ever read in my history as a fangirl - well written, right in the feels and with great plot. Most of these are quite lengthy. I’ve linked some authors - which means I rec all their fanfics, but I’ve also rec-ed the must read ones from them too. Now there’s a lot of fic recs also floating around of tumblr, and I definitely recommend checking them out - they’ll be in the tags. Ones I put an asterick besides are my personal favs of all time.
Basically EVERYTHING she’s written because I worship all her fics. She’s captured a very sarcastic, hilarious Tony voice in her writing and I absolutely love it.
signed, steeped, delivered
Ready, Fire, Aim ‘Verse* (Arguably one of the most famous verse’s in this fandom)
Apple Bottom Jeans (And Other Love Songs)
Variable Skill Sets* ADORBSTomorrow Belongs To Me
Secrets of a Successful Marriage* YOU WILL LOVE THIS TRUST ME. Sexy, funny - it’s like a Stony version of Mr and Mrs Smith
On The Record
Community Service* Because you can never go wrong when you have Peter in a fic
Truth*
Some Assembly Required* One of my all time favorites, where Tony is given a sex change. It’s hilarious and sexy :)Beware of this author, she is dangerous. I repeat: DANGEROUS. You will rip your stomach laughing, and also your wallet (and youtube history) will be in a dire situation due to a desperate want for roombas.
Some Things Shouldn’t Be A Chore*********** Or else known as the roomba fic
Ordinary Workplace Hazards, Or SHIELD and OSHA Aren’t On Speaking Terms
Phil Coulson is Not the Avengers’ Public Relations Manager
Four (Or Five) Reasons for Kidnapping Tony Starki stole the keys to this guy* Where it was Nick Fury’s idea, but he didn’t mean it like that
If At First
one hundred percent skill, fifty percent luck Where there is a poker game, a v-card and general misunderstandings
I Take My Children Everywhere (But They Always Find Their Way Home)* “Oh my god,” Phil groans, smacking a hand over his face just as a tiny Tony Stark marches up to him and very determinedly and with great gusto, kicks him in the shin.Hypotenuse
Steve breaks up with Tony because he’s in love with Iron Man. That’s when things start to get complicated.Four Times The Avengers Cockblocked Tony Stark (and one time they didn’t)*
(All I can say is poor Bruce.)Mr July*
Tony is the only one who can defend Steve’s virtue. Tony hates his life.Sex Lies and Newsprint
A year of Cap/Tony romance as told by the tabloids.Average Avengers Local Chapter 7 of New York City
Steve and Tony accidentally start a national do-gooders association and fall in love.Run Program DUM-E
Taking care of Tony is a lot of work. Especially when you’ve only got one arm. And your code dates back to the 1980s.
(ALL MY DUMMY FEELS. ALL. OF. THEM.)Bulletproof****
At age fifteen, Steve Rogers had been in love with Tony Stark.
By age twenty, he’d (mostly) gotten over it. And then he promptly became Tony Stark’s fuck buddy.
(I highly recommend this fic and its sequels/inspired sequels, because of Phlint. Actually you kinda fall in love more with Phlint than Stony, and yes that’s possible. I might do a Phlint fic list now that I’m thinking about it…)But The Heart (superfamily fic)
“Okay. So. Kids. It can’t be too hard, right? People dumber than us raise kids all the time. Not much to them. Just feed them, water them, distract them with shiny things and make sure they aren’t unsupervised for too long. Speaking of which, how long has tiny-spawn been alone in your kitchen?”How To Royally Fuck Up The Avengers Tower
“Hey, Cap, it’s Tony. Stark. Iron Man. Uh, yeah- I was looking over the designs for your part in the Avengers Tower, and I am pretty sure Fury will castrate me if I put in some stripper poles, so I was wondering if you could swing by and see if everything is, uh. Dandy. Did people say ‘dandy’ in the 40s? I have no idea. Ah, anyway, drop by anytime. Yep. Bye.”Living in the Future
Eighteen-year-old Tony Stark is the boy genius who woke Captain America, and now he’s stuck with him. That’s not a bad thing, but between Steve’s wide-eyed wonder at the new world and Tony’s little fanboy crush, the awkwardness just keeps happening.
(I’m personally a pretty big fan of everything Closer writes, because I love Suits. There’s a real good crossover that they did between Tony/Mike - if you’re in the Suits fandom, I highly recommend it, it has a fantastic plot. It’s called Sidekick.)So No One Told You****
Between them there’re three apartments, a disgruntled downstairs neighbor, and a coffee shop with a barista who threatens them with tasers. Which, as a whole, that description sounds way more simple than it actually is.
(One of my favorite AU’s created in the history of fanfiction, this is a Friends!AU. Oh and this fic? It’ll make you ship ALL THE THINGS. And wish for a group of friends like them.)
No go forth and prosper, my friends.
And welcome to the end of your feels.
